Showing posts with label fitness. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fitness. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

The Action Plan: Get Fit Over 40 Training & Nutrition Program Review


If you're 40 years old or older and are looking for an effective fat-loss program, you're in luck! If you can't afford a gym membership, don't have access to a gym, or are intimidated about going to the gym, you're in luck! 
Certified Personal Trainer and Figure Athlete Karen Pilote and Registered Nurse and Cooking Connoisseur Kate O'Connor joined forces and created The Action Plan: Get Fit Over 40 Training & Nutrition Program
What's In It? 
The Action Plan opens with an overview which highlights what to expect from how the plan works to the exercises to the cardio sessions to nutrition and more. 
Karen and Kate did a great job addressing questions their audience may have regarding the program. Every exercise of their program illustrates a model showing proper execution along with notes about how to do each one.  
There are even sections in the book to track your progress and to set goals which will help you stay on track - how cool is that! 
With The Action Plan there is no thinking on your part because everything is completely spelled out for you. You get THREE whole months worth of what to do and how to do it. In addition, you get a nutrition guide AND a grocery list! The back of the book is jam-packed with recipes for breakfasts, main dishes, soups, salads, and sides. What's even better, Karen and Kate decided to add in the nutrition facts of each meal, right down to the calories, fats, carbs, and protein - see, no thinking required! 
I don't want to give away the whole book, but Karen and Kate even include BONUS features, and they aren't stingy either! 
How Much Is It? 
The spiral-bound book comes in a hard copy ($49.99 plus shipping & handling) or an e-book ($49.99) format. This is very inexpensive compared to a personal trainer or gym membership, plus it's invaluable to your physical, emotional, and mental health. (It will save you hundreds on those doctor visits and meds you hate taking each day!) 
Where Can I Get It? 
Connect With Get Fit Over 40!

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

An Official OCB Bikini Competitor!

It’s been about two weeks since I competed in my first-ever fitness competition and a month since I had my first-ever fitness photo shoot.

Claudia Murray Photography
It’s been an exciting few weeks for me and I would absolutely do it all over again in a heartbeat. Luckily, I have the opportunities to do so! Another photographer reached out to me and wants to shoot with me soon. I definitely plan on doing that, but first I wanted to recover from my show and enjoy some treats before going back to a strict diet to prepare for that shoot and my next show!

Fitness Shoot

My fitness shoot with Claudia Murray Photography was an absolute blast! I felt extremely comfortable in front of the camera with her – I wasn’t nervous at all. She was very impressed with how well prepared I was for the shoot.

If you’re planning on doing a photo shoot, show up prepared. I (over)packed my bag the night before and Claudia was grateful. I packed several outfits with shoes that matched, brought along my makeup for any touchups needed, and brought along some fitness equipment for props.
Claudia Murray Photography

The pictures came out amazing and I’m excited to do my next shoot.

Fitness Competition

The 2012 OCB Pine Tree State Championships was an awesome show. It was held at a beautiful venue and the show’s promoter, Scott Fleurant, was extremely organized and helpful, which made things easier for the competitors.

Friday, April 13

I showed up at the host hotel at 3pm to take my polygraph test. I passed with flying colors – phew! Next up was my first round of airbrush spray tan. I stripped down to my birthday suit in front of Paula Harrison. This wasn’t her first rodeo and she didn’t seem worried about it, so neither was I. I woke up the next morning looking blacker than most black people. I’m not even joking.

Saturday, April 14

I barely slept a wink because I was so excited. I was able to “warm water rinse” and wash my hair, but I could not apply any deodorant. They tell you not to because it can turn your armpits green – and, who wants green armpits?

I packed my bag with all the essentials needed to get me through the day: snacks, makeup, hairspray, suit, shoes, Bikini Bite to keep my bottoms from giving me a wedge while on stage, Vaseline, Muscle Sheen, resistance bands, OCB membership card, my numbers (#7) for my suit, a silky robe, and gum.

I ate breakfast with extra carbs to help fill out my muscles and I left the house in baggy sweats, a tank top, and flip flops. I arrived at the venue at 8:27am. I had to get another coat of spray tan applied at 8:30.

When they say to get dark for your competition because the stage lights will wash you out, they aren’t kidding. I thought I was too dark, but I spoke with the judges after and they said my color was perfect. I think the only thing I saw when I looked at myself in the mirror were the whites of my eyes and my teeth. Other than that, I couldn’t see myself.

To clear up any confusion or questions that people have asked me regarding my tan: 1) No, it’s not permanent and yes, it washes off. 2) No, I didn’t go tanning repeatedly in a UV booth or bed. 3) Yes, it’s all airbrushed.

I had my hair and make up done in the next room by Vanessa and Shelbie from Salon Haute Couture. Vanessa curled my long locks and Shelbie perfected my makeup – making sure my face was a shade or two lighter than my body. I felt like a rock star! They made me look beautiful!

Finally, it was time for our athlete’s meeting. All the competitors gathered in a room and were given a pep talk by the head judge, Sean Sullivan. This was when I started to get nervous. My heart literally felt like it was beating out of my chest, and I started sweating. Not good – my tan was smudging!

After the meeting I went back in for a touch up spray tan and quickly dried off. My trainer, Jamie Marsh, was backstage with me the entire time and she applied Muscle Sheen to my entire body to give it a bit of an oily look. She also applied the Bikini Bite to my butt. She was a very lucky girl that day!

From the room I hear someone yelling for competitors “6, 7, and 8!” Oops, I’m #7! I have to go! Wait – I forgot my numbers! I have to pin those on me! Wait – I didn’t get to eat any Sweet Tarts and I didn’t get to pump myself up with my resistance bands!

“Competitor #7! We need you!”

“I’m coming! I’m right here!” I shouted back.

I ran backstage and all the bikini competitors were lined up for our 1pm pre-judging comparisons! Holy nerves. I was COMPLETELY fine until our athlete’s meeting.

Showtime!

I am not that girly, but I turned it on. I walked as sexy in my clear stilettos as I could across the stage and put on my sexiest posing stance. I felt on top of the world. I felt the most confident I have ever felt – all my hard work in the gym, my clean eating diet, and my posing practice had finally paid off!

My only regret on that stage was not being able to fully smile, but I seriously physically couldn’t! I laughed about it after because every single time I tried to crack a smile up there, my nerves took over and my lips were quivering to the max.

And, in a matter of five minutes, it was all over! We marched off the stage and that was it.

The next time I’d take stage – solo – wasn’t until 5:30pm for finals. What on earth was I going to do until then? After all, it was only 1:05. Jamie and I decided to grab some food where I allowed myself half a cheeseburger. Wow. I was in heaven. That only wasted about an hour-and-a-half. Luckily, I had friends and family show up early (best support system and cheering section ever!) so I chatted with them for a while.

I made my way backstage around 4pm so I could prepare for my next time on stage. By this time I wasn’t nervous at all. I knew what to expect, so I was just super excited to rock that stage once more.

Competitor #6 took the stage just before I did. We had 60 seconds on stage. Most people didn’t use that whole time, me included, but I wish I would have. When you’re out there though, you don’t have much concept of time.

The emcee of the show announced competitor #7. Then, my music started playing – Beyonce’s “Get Me Bodied”. I took center stage, flashing a huge smile to the crowd. The cheers from my cheering section completely floored me. What an amazing feeling to be up there with all that support backing me up!

I strutted toward an “X” in the center of the stage and held a pose. Walked right, struck another pose. Walked far left, turned around, stuck my glutes out, gave a little wink to the crowd, and walked back center stage. I blew my fan section a kiss and walked off. WOW! What an experience! That right there made me want to compete again and again and again and I didn’t even know what place I came in yet.



Awards were given shortly after and I placed 2nd. Not bad in my first-ever fitness competition. I even struggled with personal obstacles and I still stuck through it to the end!

If you’re seriously contemplating competing – stop thinking about it and do it! Such a great experience. I look forward to my next show, the OCB Yankee Classic on Saturday, July 21 in Newburyport , MA .

Prep for that show begins today as I’m 12 weeks out. Here we go!!

January 1 (left) 134lbs.
April 14 (right) 119lbs. - 2nd place at OCB Pine Tree State Championships

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Brittni: Transformation Story #2

I wanted to do another transformation story, but this time on a best friend of mine – Brittni. I met Brittni when we were both in college a few years ago. When I first met her, she rarely worked out – maybe hit the track for a few sprint workouts here and there. Her schoolwork was very time consuming and that was her top priority.

Brittni moved from Maine to Florida a couple of years ago and hitting the gym was the last thing on her mind. She was trying to get settled into a new area with a new job and new friends.

Brittni finally started hitting the gym at age 25. She is currently 27 years old and stands at 5’2” ¾ - let’s just call it 5’3’’. In 2008, at 25, she weighed in at 132lbs. With the right diet and exercise, she is now 110lbs and looks the best she has ever looked in her entire life – so far ;-)

Black bikini: Spring 2008, 132lbs
Purple bikini: June 2010, 115lbs

What prompted you to start working out?
I looked at my pictures (post grad school) and noticed I progressively put on weight since college. I moved to Florida and wanted to look good going to the beach and night clubs, etc. because Florida is known for it's heat and barely there clothing! I found exercise as a de-stressor and confidence booster.

It helped better my health overall, too. I was tested for blood pressure and cholesterol at work for our annual wellness profile and I had high numbers at a young age.

Fast forward a couple years later. You’re showing interesting in competing in a fitness show for the first time (bikini division). What sparked that?
I was working out a lot, about 4-5 days a week, but without any plans. I had a few people ask me if I was doing anything with fitness, but I wasn't. I started looking into it on Facebook; a lot of the girls who compete have their own athlete pages. I added them, and after doing some light research I decided why not! When you (yes, Brittni means, me, Magen) agreed to train for a show, too, it was helpful!

What keeps you motivated?
Pictures of others who compete, my own progress photos, my measurements (not the scale), motivating quotes, and setting goals with deadlines keep me motivated! It also helps me if I buy a new piece of clothing or shoes!

What does your current diet look like?
I am eating seven times a day with 1 or 2 of the meals as a whey protein shake (the best protein is from "real" food, so I try to avoid shakes too often). Most of my carbs are earlier in the day, breakfast being the largest intake of carbs. My diet is made up of 50% protein, 30% carbs, 20% fats (aka 50-30-20). My protein sources are chicken, fish, cottage cheese, eggs, nuts, and whey. My complex carbs are sweet potatoes, brown rice, or a whole grain - oatmeal, cream of wheat, or oat bran cereal. I take in simple carbs minimally, which is about 3/4 to 1 cup of fruit a day (spread out during the day) plus 1 banana for my post workout meal - simple carbs are low in calories and give you a quick burst of energy. I drink water and tea mostly.

Still making progress

What is your favorite cheat meal?
Italian/pizza/bread and the other is sushi. It's usually something carb-related and a red meat! Closer to competition I plan to switch a healthier choice, i.e.; filet and sweet potato at a nice restaurant.

Ok, we all have them, what is the area you’d most like to improve on?
My stomach area is my trouble spot. I have noticed with diet that it has changed drastically and is less of a trouble spot. Carbohydrates impact me the most, especially with holding water and belly fat!

Which supplements do you take?
Biotin, BCAAs 3x a day, CLA 4x a day, Multi Vitamin 2x a day, Fish oil 1x a day
October 16, 2011
Fiber pills (4-6g of fiber) at night only. My pre-workout is C4 Extreme. I use Gold Standard 100% Whey or Amplify XL protein (found at GNC). I am not currently using any fat burners or diuretic.

What does your training regime look like?
I do double sessions Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday to split my cardio up. Typically, I do 20-30 minutes in the morning. If I do 20 minutes it's more intense cardio, and 30 minutes is moderate. I lift 5 days a week: sets of 3-4 with reps ranging from 10-12 or 20. I will also incorporate drop sets. These vary depending on my needs and I try to vary them every 2-3 weeks. I never do the same FULL workout regime twice. I believe in muscle confusion.

Monday – Legs
Tuesday – Shoulders, Triceps, Chest
Wednesday - Calves, Plyometrics, Abs
Thursday – Legs
Friday – Back and Biceps
Saturday – Cardio and abs

I will always complete my afternoon workouts with 30 minutes of moderate cardio with my heart rate in the 120s. My cardio machine choices are the treadmill, bike, or cross trainer. Saturdays I do cardio and abs only but for the most part I will complete body weight exercises that target my whole body - push ups, dips, pull ups, squats, and kettle bell. I never do the same workout twice. 
October 16, 2011

Who in the fitness industry inspires you/who do you look up to?
I love Erin Stern and Jamie Eason's techniques and knowledge. I think Amanda Latona, India Paulino, and Nicole Nagrani look incredible for Bikini .

What is your favorite motivational/gym quote?
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act but a habit." — Aristotle

If I snatched your iPod from you, what type of music would I find on it?
I usually have Pandora radio on David Guetta, Notorious B.I.G., Jay-Z, trance, house music, or Rihanna.

Favorite brands to workout in?My favorite is Under Armour for clothing and Nike for shoes and accessories.

Anything you dislike about working out or dieting?
Early mornings!

What are your future goals and plans with fitness?
I am competing in my first show through the National Physique Committee (NPC) in March.  If all goes well I would like to compete in 2-3 more shows in 2012!

When you need to do some research on training/dieting/finding new workouts, which site(s) or book(s) do you tend to go to?
Bodybuilding.com, Muscle and Fitness Hers magazine, and Women's Health


What, if any, fitness tips or advice do you have for readers whether it be someone looking to start working out, someone who is currently working out, or trying to reach a fitness goal?
If you are a beginner, start off slow. Go to the gym for 30 minutes and do a little cardio; walking on the treadmill or riding the bike. I would go 3x your first 3 weeks then add another day. I would begin lifting weights shortly after as you will burn more calories and have more shape. I would suggest hiring a personal trainer to guide you initially.

If you are already working out look into adding another day to your week. Change your exercises, sets, weights, and rep counts every few weeks. Instead of using free weights use the machines and/or cables or vice versa. Add plyometrics at least once a week, it makes a huge difference in your conditioning.

And if you are trying to reach a fitness goal, I would suggest changing your diet to eating "clean" and adding supplements to your plan. I didn't notice any changes until I did these two things!

The three photos of Brittni below are from December 18, 2011. In just two months, she's improved that much. YOU, too, can do this with the right diet and exercise, and motivation and dedication!! 

GOOD LUCK IN YOUR FIRST SHOW, BRITTNI!!

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Magen, What Does Your Diet Consist Of?



I’m often asked what my diet consists of so in today’s blog I will share that with you. Remember that what works for me, might not work for you. With diet you have to experiment – see what works and what doesn’t. That’s pretty much what I’ve been doing for the past year. The first real “diet” I put myself on was taken from my first-ever Muscle & Fitness Hers magazine. It was pretty similar in comparison to how I’m eating now: eat about six small meals a day every 2-3 hours.

When people complain about how they aren’t losing and meeting their goals, but they are exercising like crazy, I ask them what their diet is like. That usually tends to be the root of their problems and where the excuses start: “I don’t have time to eat”, “I like my beer too much”, “I have such a sweet tooth”, etc. It all comes down to how badly you want this. I’m not saying don’t ever touch another slice of pizza again or you can’t drink beer, but do so in moderation. And, another thing that most people don’t have control over: portion control!

Depending on what your goals are, this will reflect in how many calories you should be taking in per day and how much protein, fats, and carbs, too. I recently used a different method to figure out what my calorie intake should be based on my goals (and I’m also experimenting with my diet…again). I used the Harris Benedict Equation, which is a formula that uses your Basal Metabolic Rate (BMR) and then applies an activity factor to determine your total calories. Using this equation, keep in mind that the only factor omitted is lean body mass. Leaner bodies need more calories than less leaner ones. Therefore, the equation is accurate in all but the very muscular (who will need to underestimate caloric needs) and the heavier (who will need to overestimate caloric needs).

So the first step is calculating your BMR:

Men will find that by using the following equation: BMR = 66 + (6.23 x weight in pounds) + (12.7 x height in inches) - (6.76 x age in years)
Women will find that by using the following equation: BMR = 655 + (4.35 x weight in pounds) + (4.7 x height in inches) - (4.7 x age in years)

Based on that equation, I found my BMR is 1395.1.
655 + (4.35 x 128) + (4.7 x 66) – (4.7 x 27) = 1395.1

Now, you figure out your activity levels:

Little to no exercise: BMR x 1.2
Light exercise (1-3 days per week): BMR x 1.375
Moderate exercise (3-5 days per week): BMR x 1.55
Heavy exercise (6-7 days per week): BMR x 1.725
Very heavy exercise (twice per day, extra heavy workouts): BMR x 1.9

Since I work out 6-7 days per week, I multiplied my BMR by 1.725 and came up with the number 2406.5425. These would be the calories I’d need to take in each day to MAINTAIN my weight. But right now that’s not my goal. I want to lose some body fat and start leaning out again, so I subtracted 500 from the 2406 number and got 1,906. If I was looking to gain, I’d add 500 to that number. So I’m roughly at 1,800-1,900 calories per day, and in every meal I aim to include the proper amounts of proteins, fats, and carbs. My goal is to continue to gain lean muscle mass while losing body fat, so my intake of proteins will be higher than someone who is just looking to lose body fat, etc. and the same goes for my fats and carbs.

Carbohydrates (Carbs)

Carbs is where you get your energy from. I, personally, would never ever survive on the Atkins diet or any other very low-carb diet, especially with the way I work out. I eat both complex carbs and simple carbs. The complex carbs I consume are sweet potatoes, brown rice, rice cakes, oatmeal, etc. And the simple carbs are fruits and veggies. Complex carbs digest within the body at a slower rate than simple carbs. Complex carbs will offer a more stable flow of energy, whereas the simple carbs still offer the same amount of energy, but at a far more rapid pace. That’s why it’s better to eat something like oatmeal in the morning versus just a fruit. It will keep you fuller longer until your next meal.

Proteins

Protein is made up of amino acids – essential and non-essential. Essential amino acids are not found in the body and must be supplied through diet, while non-essential ones are found in the body. There are nine essential amino acids: histidine, isoleucine, leucine, lysine, methionine, phenylalanine, threonine, tryptophan, and valine. The other 13 are non-essential and produced within the body. When you consume the right amount of proteins, fats, and carbs, everything should work the way it’s supposed to and the proteins will carry out its specific functions. Its functions include the replacement of old cells, building muscles, organs, blood, nails, hair, skin, and tissues. It also takes part in hormone, antibodies, and enzyme formation. And it helps in burning fat. It builds muscle and muscle burns fat! I get my protein from egg whites, protein powder, fat-free cottage cheese, tuna, salmon, chicken, bison, protein bars, etc.

Fats

Yes, fats (also known as lipids). Your body needs them so don’t be scared of it. There are such things as healthy fats! There are the bad fats: saturated and trans fat (read: pizza, tacos, ice cream, lasagna, cheese); better fats: monosaturated and polyunsaturated (read: corn, soy, sunflower oil, and canola and olive oil); and best fats: omega – 3s (read: salmon, fish oil, tuna). I get my healthy fats from olive oil, salmon, tuna, fish oil pills, peanut butter, etc.

Putting It All Together

Since my goal is to reach between 1,800 and 1,900 calories a day, I make sure to eat six meals consisting of around 300 calories or so in each meal. I eat every 2-3 hours and drink about a gallon or more of water a day. A GALLON?! Yes, a gallon. And yes, I pee a lot.

I can’t stress enough how important it is to have breakfast! Eating within one hour upon waking is what jumpstarts your metabolism. Try drinking a 12 oz. glass of water first; apparently that aids in fat loss when you drink it on an empty stomach first thing in the morning. My breakfast usually includes egg whites (protein), oatmeal and berries (carbs), andnatural peanut butter (fats) – oh, and my coffee with two Splenda, Stevia, or Truvia. I don’t eat this every single morning. I do switch up my meals, but I make sure to include the same amount of proteins, fats, carbs, and calories to keep it consistent.

A couple hours later you can find me chomping on a protein bar (Pure Protein is the best!) with a side of some fat-free cottage cheese OR I’ll substitute that with a protein shake (Gaspari Nutrition’s Myofusion is delicious!) and some berries.

Two to three hours after that meal I’ll have some tuna (Starkist Chunk Light Tuna in a bag) along with some green beans or rice cakes or both.

Later, I’ll have some fat-free cottage cheese with some almonds.

I’ll probably have some chicken with green beans by this time.

I’ll take my pre-workout drink and head to the gym. Immediately after working out I fill up my water bottle and throw in some protein powder and eat about 25 gummy bears. The gummy bears have high dextrose in it and replenish the glycogen levels in your body that you lost while working out.

About 1.5 hours or so later I’ll have a small salad with sugar-free dressing (Maple Groves from Hannaford) and a 6oz. piece of protein (bison, chicken, tuna, etc.). If a couple hours go by and I’m not in bed yet and I’m hungry, I’ll down a protein shake (mixed with just water) about an hour before I head to bed.

So, in a nutshell, that’s what I tend to eat. As far as cheat meals, I do have them, of course! I’m not training for a competition (yet) so I’m not being super strict with my diet. I’m still allowing myself to enjoy my cheat foods. Now usually cheat meals within the bodybuilding world consists of healthy cheat foods like a wheat pizza with sugar-free sauce and light cheese. I might do that from time to time, but it always tastes better to get a Five Guys burger or a slice of pizzainstead. As of right now I’d like to say my clean eating diet is about 80/20, which isn’t too bad. Come competition diet, it’ll be back to 100% like it was from January to April.

If you’re struggling with weight, just be mindful of what you’re consuming. Be mindful of your portion controls. When you look at a plate, divide it into three sections: proteins, fats, and carbs. Make one-half of your plate filled with veggies and the other half split into your proteins and fats. Drinking plenty of water throughout the day will help with cravings and being hungry, too. If you find that you’re hungry in between meals, just reach for water or green tea or coffee. Wait 15 or 20 minutes and see if that’s satisfied your hunger. Mind over matter.

The diet is the absolute hardest part! When starting my clean diet for the first time, the first two weeks were hell! I was constantly texting and calling my nutritionist (Michelle) and trainer (Jamie) about how hard it was and that I thought I was going to die. Once I got past those two weeks and had the support of them, I was fine. Just look for things that will keep you motivated and focused. Work with a good support system and surround yourself with others who have similar goals in mind. When you’re around others who are out eating pizza and drinking beer all the time, it’s hard to maintain a good diet. It can be done, but you might be teased for it and under lots of temptation.

If it’s easier for you, you can do like I do and get a routine down. I usually buy my groceries on Saturday and cook and prep all my food for the week on Sundays. I put all of Monday’s food in a gallon freezer bag and toss it in the freezer until I’m ready to take it out and enjoy what’s in there. I do the same thing with Tuesday-Friday’s food, too. It’s easy and keeps me from spending money on food and from eating something that isn’t that great for me.

I hope these tips/suggestions/ideas help. If you have any questions, please ask and I’ll try my best to answer them!

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Gym Etiquette 101

For those of you who have been to a gym, I’m sure you’ve encountered at least one thing that completely irritates you. Whether it be the foul odor coming from the dude who just let one rip while jogging on the treadmill next to you or the chick who just can’t resist piling on the makeup before her effortless and sweat-less workout.

Now I’m not saying my gym etiquette is perfect, but I’m at least respectable in some regards.

  1. Re-rack your weights! If you’re a big burly man putting up 300+lbs. during your bench press, you seriously don’t have the energy or strength to remove all the plates and return them to their proper place? Don’t get me wrong, I can certainly do it myself, but it’s the principle. Didn’t your momma teach you to clean up after yourself? No one wants a messy man! Ladies – same goes for you, too!
  2. Passing gas. You really can’t control yourself? How about at least sprinting outside or to the bathroom and letting loose there? It really interferes with my cardio or lift, no joke! It completely takes my breath away and throws off my entire cardio or lift session for at least the next two minutes. I understand we’re all human and do it, but it’s disgusting while I’m trying to workout. I do not want to smell what you had for lunch while I’m performing a full on sprint at an incline on the treadmill – it completely chokes me and I have to stop short of reaching my goal. I just cannot push through something like that.
  3. Grunting. Okay, I get it, it helps you get the weight up and get that last extra rep in, and that’s great! Good for you! Can you tone it down a bit though? I grunt, too, sometimes when I’m really lifting heavy, but it’s not that loud. Everyone in the gym knows you’re trying to squat 500+lbs. because of the five or six 45lb. plates you have stacked on each side; we can clearly see that. A little less grunting please.
  4. Attire. Oh boy. How can you workout in jeans? How can you workout in flip flops? Ladies, are you sure you feel comfortable enough to be wearing just a sports bra in the gym; Men, are you sure you want to workout without a shirt on? You don’t want to save that for when it’s a really hot day you’re exercising outside instead? I know you are proud of your body and want to show it off, but I’d rather not see your butt cheeks hanging out of your Nike CombatCompression shorts. Save that look for the beach. Heavy makeup? Seriously? Are you expecting to go out on the town after and not shower? Please, please, please – WEAR DEODORANT! That’s just as bad, if not worse, as farting!
  5. Wiping the machines down. It’s really simple: you use a machine and you sweat all over it – you wipe it down! The gym even provides, free of charge, towels with a spray bottle filled with sanitizer! It’s pretty cool, you get to spray the sanitizer on the towel, walk over to the machine you were using, and wipe it down. See? Told you it was simple!
  6. Hogging it all. Really? You have 10 sets of 25 reps (with a minute rest in between) on the only machine that’s available in the gym for the exercise I need to do? Awesome. Oh, you can’t let me do my 3 sets of 10 in between either? Cool. Piss off!
  7. Cell phones. My music is on my cell phone so I have it with me on the floor because you all know now that I can’t workout without my music. I also have an armband and headphones that have a speaker so if someone does call me while I’m working out and I don’t want to miss the call, I’m able to answer and speak, in a low voice and for a minimum of a couple of minutes, all while I continue my workout. I’m ok with this. I’m not ok with those who stand in the middle of the floor talking loudly on their phone. Take it in the bathroom or outside.
  8. Nakedness. This is NOT ok. It is unacceptable on all counts! I don’t care if you have the hottest body in the world, walking around naked in the locker room is just weird. I’m glad you feel comfortable enough in your own skin, but I don’t like seeing your boobs (and vagina) flopping around (actually, I hope your vag doesn’t flop around…). If I want to see that, I will go to the nearest strip club. And do not try talking to me naked. Where am I supposed to look? I certainly can’t make eye contact with you. Awkward! If you want to go in the sauna naked, please bring a towel and sit on that ladylike! DO NOT SIT SPREAD EAGLE! I can’t imagine a men’s locker room. I pity all you men out there. Who really wants to see a bunch of genitalia bouncing around like that? There’s a time and a place for it, just not at the gym. Thanks.

Okay, I think I’m done ranting about my pet peeves at the gym. Truly the ones that bother me the absolute most is passing gas and not wiping down the machines. I find if I need to re-rack someone else’s weight, it’s just giving me an extra little workout, which I’m fine with. Grunting, I can just turn my music up or completely ignore. Attire – hey, to each his own, right? Hogging it all, I’ll find an alternative to what I want to do, no big deal. Cell phones, whatever, I can just ignore that, too. Nakedness, it’s how we were born, right? Ok, maybe I’m a little grossed out by some of the bodies I see roaming around the locker room. Just make sure your body is tight before letting it all hang out.

What are your pet peeves at the gym or with working out? Share with me! I want to know!